Since I have absolutely zero readers, it seems silly to make an announcement like this here, but my old lady is preggers again. She blames me, but I have no memory of the event.
My little girl has taken to talking to the new baby through Gina's belly button. I suggested to my wife that her hoo-hoo seems more suited to the job, but she thinks I'm an idiot.
So, there you go, naysayers. I'm a twice proven breeder. Let the gay whisperings be silenced, or at least downgraded to sassy hisses.
